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Charlie Brown Murders Charlie Brown Murders

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great

Good animation and talented voice acting. Also I have to thank you for introducing me to Necro. Loved the insanity.


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Eepi Battle Eepi Battle

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It wis grae!t

One of the worst things about the internet is there are so many people who don't understand parody or irony. I actually laughed a bit at this until I saw that last credit. Nice one.


minilinkki responds:

Heh, thank you , mate!


Cornflakes Of Agony Cornflakes Of Agony

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My God

You are brilliant. Just the ternary form of humour and epicness. The jokes are just spot on and I was giggling all the way through. I never thought I would experience something as fantastic as this. Brilliant. The animation seemed crap but it was actually very good. And to think all that started from a bowl full of cornflakes(+bomb)


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Recent Game Reviews


Why this? Why this?

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Why this?

I have looked through the comments and have seen many people talking about how bad this is and some others accusing them of being shallow. Let me just say that I didn't really like this.

So this is another "art" game. It seems like it could be a good genre, but too many people decide that if they make their games simplistic and boring and include some kind of theme of depression to it their games are "emotional" and "deep". While I hate to argue with anybody on the basis that I might not "get it" or that I might use too many "quotation marks" I found this gamed to be cliche and overall boring. If a story is to be told, make it longer, better and make me sympathize.

The character has... no character. The definitive feature of him is that he is a slow moving bastard. This game just wants you to spend ages on it. Especially that clock, so far I have gotten the timer down to 5000 and I'm beginning to wonder if I should bother waiting any longer. If the "prize" really is worth it.

The story: A man kills his wife and gets depressed, jumps off a cliff. No matter how slow and how many virtuoso piano pieces we put over it, that's what it boils down to. It's very boring and there is nothing new.

Graphically, I see it is meant to be minimalism but it is not just that, it is awful. I am confronted by horrible blocky things with garish colours. Also, would it hurt to program his legs to stop moving when you stop walking? It makes him look like he's on the brink of wetting himself.

So, in summary, try harder next time: This is basically a movie (A tedious movie) with the added feature of moving yourself; I don't really care about graphics too much but they were horrible; The story is old and used; The gameplay is incredibly padded with slow movement meaning a game that would take about 1 minute to complete without feeling empty is now stretched out and incredibly boring (And expects you to wait for the clock as well!).

I think I spent longer playing the game than you spent making it.


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Human Centipede: The Game Human Centipede: The Game

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

100% medically accurate

Weird movie weird game. Kinda retro, bit addictive, kind of fun I suppose. Well made game overall but I got bored quite fast.



REPLAYING :the game: REPLAYING :the game:

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing

You sir, have an amazing sense of humour. I loved the game and also :the game:. Hoping there's gonna be a third.


Recent Audio Reviews


A Movie Soundtrack A Movie Soundtrack

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Not too shabby

7/8? That's really strange, I can kinda hear the weird beat in it, makes it sound off, very well made for a time signature so hard to do.



-PM- Riftworm -PM- Riftworm

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Amazing

CRAZY AS DAVE is what this song is. I especially love the weird notes at 0:57-1:05. I also love the random voices and noises that just crop up out of NOWHERE and add to the tune somehow :D. Absolutely amazing fast-paced overall fun song. 10/10 5/5 downloaded and favourited.



Ghostmas Ghostmas

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

Liked the name XD. Kinda sounds like a song from medievil at the start but builds up into a thicker, orchestral texture at the end.


Recent Art Reviews


Holy Crab!! Holy Crab!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice

I feel cool just by knowing every single one of these ¦:) good pixel art



bananodile bananodile

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh damn.

To eat the banana half I need to hold the crocodile bit. Is the pain worth it?


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Be Happy Be Happy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Hehehe

Nice picture but i don't think he's the worst clown ever (even if you don't count horror clowns), anyone who's seen psychoville knows. What was his name? Mr Jelly, Mr Jolly?

I like how ugly you've made the clown and cartoonistic proportions. Very good


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